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Old 05-14-2017, 08:44 AM   #741
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Old 05-14-2017, 08:46 AM   #742
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I reclaim my throne & settle in with a big supply of chocolate & Snapple.
I am Queen of the Stump.


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Old 05-14-2017, 10:17 PM   #743
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Catharina thinks she is quite safe with her monster spider protecting her, but lucky for me, I am not scared of spiders. Totally unsuspecting, Catharina has fallen asleep in a hammock next to the stump (stumps are really uncomfortable for sleeping on). I take the stump and sneak away with it, leaving Catharina dreaming happily.

I am Queen Of The Stump.
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Suzanne doesn't know I installed a tracking device on the stump. When I wake up I know exactly where to find her & MY stump. There she is, perched smugly on MY stump, eating my chocolate & drinking my Snapple!!! But after a few bottles of Snapple, she has to go potty. I grab my stump back & put it in my minivan, lock the doors & drive away. I am the only true Queen of the Stump.
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I am AMAZING at picking the locks on minivans. Catharina must stop for food at some point, so I follow her in my smart car and wait for the perfect time to pounce. When Catharina stops for food, I break into her minivan, take the tracking device out of it and install it in a fake stump, lock the minivan, and drive off with the true stump. On return from getting food, Catharina sees that her van is still locked and the tracking device is still where she put it. She drives on in blissful ignorance.

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No, I saw everything through the store window. I follow Suzanne's smart car at a safe distance. She doesn't see me & goes home. In the middle of the night I break into her car & switch the stumps (making sure to remove the tracking device from the fake stump) re-lock her car & take my stump to a safe location where I can rule in peace & splendor as the true Queen of the Stump. I dig a huge moat around my stump & fill it with ill tempered mutated sea bass.
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I am the queen of the stump! Bow down, all you knaves!
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I made a remote that connects to the tracking device in the stump, so the Catharina's location is easy to find.

I build a high bridge across the moat and proceed to cross in safety.

Catharina is engaged in a celebration of her (until now) successful reign as Queen Of The Stump. I sneak away with the stump.

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Just as Suzanne steps off the bridge I see her with my stump. I jump on my motorcycle, zoom across the bridge & snatch it from her hands as I whiz past her.
I take it back to my island & set her bridge on fire. Then I place the stump in some fast setting concrete so it has a nice solid base that weighs several hundred pounds. I have a beautiful canopy over the stump. I sit down on it & have some lunch. I am Queen of the Stump.
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Nobody can get across my treacherous moat to steal my stump! I am the best & smartest Queen of the Stump ever. I even have a small helicopter to go & get more food for me, my goats, & my mutant sea bass. I will reign happily ever after!


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