So momma Nigerian started to show goo and I got excited and was checking in on her every fifteen minutes. Then she started screaming.
I quietly come in and see a bag! Yay! But rather than a quick exit I see three upside down feet stuck. I grabbed the lube and went in.
it was like a battle róyale wrestling match in there. I pushed back the third leg and got out the first one breach so wiped his face and even sucked a touch on his nostrils to remove goo. I gave him a few good wipes and gave to mom, and then waited for the next one.
a single long leg, at least pointing up this time. I pushed it back in and went hunting for a head. Any head will do.
I found a head turned it around as it was facing backwards and luckily a second leg showed up, so out wiggled at least somebody pointing in the right direction.
wiped, dried and given to mom and waited for the third, who tried to exit with only a head and no legs. By then I was all up in poor moms space so went hunting for some legs. I’m not sure what the hell this guy was doing because the legs I found were back legs Pointing up, so I pushed his head back and went with Another breach birth.
thank god that was it! And not a doe in site, just three adorable bucklings!
because I’m trying to break the CAE cycle and my single bottle baby is driving me nuts, I’ve removed two from mom, but left her with one.
All of this-in like five minutes! I need a few drinks!
I quietly come in and see a bag! Yay! But rather than a quick exit I see three upside down feet stuck. I grabbed the lube and went in.
it was like a battle róyale wrestling match in there. I pushed back the third leg and got out the first one breach so wiped his face and even sucked a touch on his nostrils to remove goo. I gave him a few good wipes and gave to mom, and then waited for the next one.
a single long leg, at least pointing up this time. I pushed it back in and went hunting for a head. Any head will do.
I found a head turned it around as it was facing backwards and luckily a second leg showed up, so out wiggled at least somebody pointing in the right direction.
wiped, dried and given to mom and waited for the third, who tried to exit with only a head and no legs. By then I was all up in poor moms space so went hunting for some legs. I’m not sure what the hell this guy was doing because the legs I found were back legs Pointing up, so I pushed his head back and went with Another breach birth.
thank god that was it! And not a doe in site, just three adorable bucklings!
because I’m trying to break the CAE cycle and my single bottle baby is driving me nuts, I’ve removed two from mom, but left her with one.
All of this-in like five minutes! I need a few drinks!
