Anybody know where it's at?

Discussion in 'Goat Frenzy' started by FarmGirl18, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. FarmGirl18

    FarmGirl18 New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oklahoma
    I know somebody posted the "Does code of Honor" on here somewhere, but I can't seem to find it. Anybody?
     
  2. Di

    Di Crazy Goat Lady

    Jan 29, 2008
    central PA
    Don't know, but I'd be interested to read it. Someone will find it for us.
     

  3. kelebek

    kelebek New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    South Texas
    Doe's Secret Code of Honor
    The doe's secret code of honor is as old as goats themselves and is
    ultimately the species best kept secret. No doe shall ever kid before
    its time. (Its time being determined by the following factors):


    1- No kid shall be born until total chaos has been reached by all
    involved. Your owner's house must be a wreck, their family hungry and
    desperate for clean clothes, and their social life nonexistent.


    2- "Midwives" must reach the babbling fool status before you kid out.
    Bloodshot eyes, tangled hair and the inability to form a sentence mean
    the time is getting close.

    3- For every bell, beeper, camera or whistle they attach to you,
    kidding must be delayed by at least one day for each item. If they use
    an audio monitor, one good yell per hour will keep things interesting.

    4- If you hear the words, "She's nowhere near ready. She'll be fine
    while we're away for the weekend," Wait until they load the car, then
    begin pushing!

    5- Owner stress must be at an all time high! If you are in the care of
    someone else, ten to fifteen phone calls a day is a sign you're
    getting close.

    6- When you hear the words "I can't take it anymore!" wait at least
    three more days.

    7 -You must keep this waiting game interesting. False alarms are
    mandatory! Little teasers such as looking at your stomach, pushing
    your food around in the bucket and then walking away from it, and
    nesting, are always good for a rise. Be creative and find new things
    to do to keep the adrenaline pumping in those who wait.

    8- The honor of all goats is now in your hands. Use this time to
    avenge all of your barn mates. Think about your friend who had to wear
    that silly costume in front of those people. Hang onto that baby for
    another day. OH, they made him do tricks too! Three more days seems
    fair. Late feedings, the dreaded diet, bad haircuts, those awful
    wormings can also be avenged at this time.

    9- If you have fulfilled all of the above and are still not sure when
    to have the kids, listen to the weather forecast on the radio that has
    been so generously provided by those who wait. Severe storm warning is
    what you're waiting for. In the heart of the storm jump into action!
    The power could go out and you could have the last laugh. You have a
    good chance of those who wait missing the whole thing while searching
    for a flashlight that works!

    10- Make the most of your interrupted nights. Beg for food each time
    someone comes into the barn to check you. Your barn mates will love
    you as the extra goodies fall their way too.

    Remember, this code of honor was designed to remind man of how truly
    special goats are. Do your best to reward those who wait with a
    beautiful doeling to carry on the Doe Code of Honor for the next
    generation of those who wait.
    Author Unknown
     
  4. FarmGirl18

    FarmGirl18 New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oklahoma
    Thank you very much Allison!

    Eliya, can you guess why I wanted it? :greengrin:
     
  5. kelebek

    kelebek New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    South Texas
    You are welcome -

    Sorry I didn't write sooner - I guess I missed the post!

    I have mine on my ranch's myspace account. But I am going to put it on my webpage also!
     
  6. eliya

    eliya New Member

    Hmmm... I wonder. :lol: You almost had to post it after my comment on your blog. LOL. It is so true and funny. I hope my does are a little kinder to me than yours have been to you - I need my sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ZZZ: :ZZZ: :ZZZ: Otherwise... :angry: :veryangry: :shrug: :angry: :sigh: I don't do too well with little sleep. :hair:
     
  7. FarmGirl18

    FarmGirl18 New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oklahoma
    I sure hope yours treat you a little nicer. :) My really ran me through the mill this year, and I don't do well missing sleep either!! :roll: Hey it's March already, so yours are getting closer!! :leap:
     
  8. eliya

    eliya New Member

    Yep! Only 2 weeks from Thursday, my first doe is due! How did it come up so fast?! It took forever and yet it's almost here! YAY! :stars: :clap: :leap:
     
  9. StaceyRosado

    StaceyRosado Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Oct 4, 2007
    NJ
    thats so exciting eliya, I am trying not to rush the months to kidding and enjoy them being fat! but I so can't wait for kids
     
  10. FarmGirl18

    FarmGirl18 New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oklahoma
    That's not far at all! :stars: How many does do you have due this year?
     
  11. kelebek

    kelebek New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    South Texas
    I have 3 that are due I believe this month - 1 definately for sure!

    I am going crazy, because the one that I know is due this month, I swore I didn't think she would make it till March, but now I am hoping that she waits till the 18th at least - because that means there is a chance they are Mr. Joe Dirt's!

    But when they come I guess they come!!! But I am pulling my hair out!
     
  12. FarmGirl18

    FarmGirl18 New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oklahoma
    Yep they'll come when they come! :lol: That would be nice if Joe Dirt is the dad!
     
  13. eliya

    eliya New Member

    I think we have... Let's see... Eleven does that are due to kid this year. I'd have to check the breeding schedule on my website to be sure. LOL That doesn't sound like very many but when you think that it translates into 25 or so kids.....
     
  14. FarmGirl18

    FarmGirl18 New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oklahoma
    Yep lots of babies! I've had 11 kid so far and have a total of 18 babies, the one had the still born and 2 just had singles. And I have NEVER gotten trips. I have 2 more due in about 10 days, and then 1 in June.
     
  15. eliya

    eliya New Member

    Lots of babies for sure. Of course I can't say how many we'll have, but twins or triplets are the norm here. We occasionally have a single or a set of quads. One of my does daughters on another farm just had QUINTS!!!
     
  16. FarmGirl18

    FarmGirl18 New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oklahoma
    QUINTS?!!! Oh my goodness!! Wow, thats a bunch of babies for a doe to be hauling around! Every year I hope for a set of trips, but so far it hasn't happened.
     
  17. StaceyRosado

    StaceyRosado Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Oct 4, 2007
    NJ
    I jsut want a set of healthy twins!!!
     
  18. FarmGirl18

    FarmGirl18 New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oklahoma
    Oh yes, I love those healthy sets of twins, I just think it'd be neat to have a set of triplets one day maybe! :lol:
     
  19. StaceyRosado

    StaceyRosado Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Oct 4, 2007
    NJ
    oh I was saying that because I have had singles for the past 2 years. The only doe who had twins only one survived. :cry: so that is why I want a healthy set of twins, just one would be really NICE. Of course I will take healthy singles any day to.

    my estimation of what each goat will have in order according to due date:

    Aspen - single
    Sweet Pea - twins
    Destiny - single
    Misty - twins
    Mia - single
    Flicka - twins or triplets (she is HUGE) Last year she was my only doe to give me twins and she wasn't that big. But there were many variables last year for her so I really have a hard time comparing size because she was so thin when I got her and when she got pregnant (fence breeding).
     
  20. FarmGirl18

    FarmGirl18 New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oklahoma
    Okay I get what you were saying now. I'll be hoping that you get some healthy sets of twins!

    This years kidding season was kind of funny for me, it started out with tons of girls, I had several sets of twin girls and only 1 boy. I was so happy! THEN, all of a sudden they started plopping out sets of twin boys! :roll: I think in one night almost the boy girl ratio was evened out. Oh well, those little boys are cute too. :)