I have a soft insulated bag that holds about eight bottles of water or green tea. I will usually throw four of them in the freezer the night before and the other four in the frig. Rarely do the frozen ones completely thaw in a day. So I have four chilled bottles that I use first, and four slushy bottles when I want them later.
They are empty when I fill them. No use wasting cheap wine on a goat ;-)
Although they still have a hint of the flavor the first time they are used.
They are remnant Chablis and Burgundy. I drink so little that it took me ages to collect them.
Before I had the goats my boss took two of us on a team building exercise. We were going to fish nine lakes in one day in the Uintas. When my wife asked me what a team building exercise was, I asked her if she remembered the movie 'Deliverance'.
So we got on the trail and the boss is using his GPS unit. It can't give direction unless you are moving. So he's standing there turning in circles trying to figure out which way to go. I suggested we follow the four foot wide trail we were on. He decided we needed to climb the cliff to the left. At this time I was still walking with two canes. So it was a Star Trek Day... to go where no man had gone before.
We did the day... brought home three limits of fish. But I was beat. My wife suggested that I needed to go fishing more often. I started thinking goats.
Then I had a case of beer in the back of the frig for the holidays and it sat there forever. My wife wanted the space in the frig back, so she told me I needed to drink more beer.
I thought, gee, she wants me to fish more, drink more beer... so I asked her if I could have a girlfriend too. That is probably more stupid than answering when she asks what's on TV, with "Dust".
Although I must say that having lived in Utah for 28 years she is warming up to the idea of plural marriage. When we first got here her response was "No way in hell." I used to introduce her as my first wife, till she started introducing me as her future ex. Now her response is "In your dreams."
I know I'll have her approval if she ever says, "If you get a second wife...wa, wa ,wa" ;-)
For you young-uns... We celebrated our 30th anniversary this year, so if you are thinking of getting married, and want some good advice... ask my wife what you may be getting yourself into.
I have no idea what this has to do with bracken fern, and I haven't even been hitting the water bottles.