Childrens Science Exam

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  1. keren

    keren owned by goats

    Oct 26, 2008
    Children's Science Exam

    If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers

    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
    pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
    to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
    nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
    (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and
    the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
    the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,
    E, I, O, and U.

    Q: What is the fibula?
    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)

    A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'

    A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

    Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'

    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
  2. AlaskaBoers

    AlaskaBoers New Member

    May 6, 2008
    Wasilla Alaska
    :slapfloor: great! so creative.

  3. Sonrise Farm

    Sonrise Farm New Member

    Sep 18, 2008
    Southwick, Idaho
    The caeserian section is a district in rome....haha! :ROFL:
  4. deenak

    deenak New Member

    Oct 10, 2007
    Ames Iowa
    l loved this it made me laugh. I used to be a preschool teacher in my former life before kids and I always published a cook book before Thanksgiving with directions on how to make a delicious Thanksgiving dinner as told by the preschoolers. The recipes were similiar to the Childrens Science Exam!!
  5. Cinder

    Cinder New Member

    Mar 2, 2008
    What a great laugh! Thank you. :ROFL:
  6. toth boer goats

    toth boer goats Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jul 20, 2008
    Corning California
  7. liz

    liz Active Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Shelocta PA
    Great laugh! Children truly are innocent and very creative!
  8. PiccoloGoat

    PiccoloGoat goat girl x0x0

    Sep 10, 2008
    I like this kid :slapfloor: