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You read the title. Here's the rules.

Post a good dad joke. Whoever gets the most likes by the end of March wins.

The Dad Joke Battle begins...

























NOW!
 

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What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?

The "palms" of your hands and "plants" of your feet
 

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So a conversation that happened between my sister and I during kidding season.
Me: hay watch Luna while I'm at work. I don't think she's close but you know her.
Me: leaves and is gone for 1 hour!
My sister: calls me, Hay so I think Luna's in labor.
Me: you have got to be kidding!
Her: no Luna is
Silents for a few seconds.
Me: I hate you both...

Sorry it's not a dad joke but she likes to bring it up from time to time.
 
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