Do you have GDS( Goat Delusional Syndrome)? There is no known cure. We don't know how this disease is contracted,the level of contageousness,and few ,if any approach a full recovery. Heres what to look for..
Goat Delusional Syndrome
Basic Symptoms
1. Frequent and ongoing conversations with one or more goats.
2.Assigning human attributes such as personality to goats.
3. Over -sensitivity and over-protectiveness(i.e. taking offense when someone refers to goats as mere livestock).
4.Periodic insomnia due to worry about goats-walking out to the barn after midnight just to "check on things".
5. Concidering presents and/or treats for "special"goats.
Advanced Symptoms
1. Hugging and kissing goats-even BUCKS.
2.Addressing goats with terms of endearment(i.e.,sugar,sweetie,honey,baby).
3.Remembering every goats birthday without referring to a calendar.
4.Spending inordinate amounts of time on the internet goat sites and e-mailing perfect strangers about your goats.
5.Canceling vacations because of goats.
6.Missing church because a gost is due to deliver.
7.Buying a bigger farm or ranch so you can buy more goats.
8.Taking a second job or morgage to support your goat habit.
9.And finally, trying to find decorative uses for all those goat berries-such as painting and stringing them like cranberries for your Christmas tree.
Goat Delusional Syndrome
Basic Symptoms
1. Frequent and ongoing conversations with one or more goats.
2.Assigning human attributes such as personality to goats.
3. Over -sensitivity and over-protectiveness(i.e. taking offense when someone refers to goats as mere livestock).
4.Periodic insomnia due to worry about goats-walking out to the barn after midnight just to "check on things".
5. Concidering presents and/or treats for "special"goats.
Advanced Symptoms
1. Hugging and kissing goats-even BUCKS.
2.Addressing goats with terms of endearment(i.e.,sugar,sweetie,honey,baby).
3.Remembering every goats birthday without referring to a calendar.
4.Spending inordinate amounts of time on the internet goat sites and e-mailing perfect strangers about your goats.
5.Canceling vacations because of goats.
6.Missing church because a gost is due to deliver.
7.Buying a bigger farm or ranch so you can buy more goats.
8.Taking a second job or morgage to support your goat habit.
9.And finally, trying to find decorative uses for all those goat berries-such as painting and stringing them like cranberries for your Christmas tree.
but like firefly- I don't have #9.... eewwwww. 
