Fashionable and Functional! Hayweave Wigs!

Discussion in 'Barnyard Bananza' started by Zarafia, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. Zarafia

    Zarafia Senior Member

    Mar 25, 2012
    Archer, FL
    What do you think? Could I make a hundred bucks selling these barn-tastic fashion statements that say proudly, "I Have Goats!", What do you think?
    We could feature platinum blonde coastal lengths of sun swept locks in a sandy coastal look for the dainty cropper. Or the more dredlocked, matted, greener look of thick long oat hay with an earthier feel, the going green movement that so many of us goat farmers are getting behind.
    Now for the truly committed (meaning having little to no social life outside of the farm) we offer our trumasterhaypieces, Alfafacrowns.
    Alfalfacrowns are not for begininners or newbies. In fact there is a lengthy application process that must be undergon before an applicant can be considered for the crown.

    I shall leave this open for comments and ravishing compliments on my brilliance LOL :slapfloor:
  2. J.O.Y. Farm

    J.O.Y. Farm ~Crazy Goat Lady~

    Jan 10, 2012
    New Hampshire
    Oh my! Way to funny!! :ROFL: :slapfloor:

  3. KW Farms

    KW Farms Moderator Supporting Member

    Jun 21, 2008
    Wapato, WA
    GREAT idea!! :hi5: :ROFL: :laugh:
  4. toth boer goats

    toth boer goats Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jul 20, 2008
    Corning California