Forum Game: Last Person To Post Here Wins

I have achieved my dreams by winning.

 

I had a dream. A prize to win. To come first. In everything. Ever seen the wonder. Of the back of my head. As I cross the finish line.... sorry ABBA. Couldnt help myself.
The winner takes it all..... and that will be me.

 

No this is the song you're singing:

My my
I tried to hold you back, but you were stronger
Oh yeah
And now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight
And how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose
Waterloo I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo knowing my fate is to be with you
Oh, oh Waterloo finally facing my Waterloo

 

Win

 

Aw thanks @CaramelKittey . I win

 

Thank you for holding my place for a bit, there, Tanya! But... I win!

 

Your place at second.

 

Aw, but I wasn't holding your first place, I just made sure that second place was filled by you.... I already shipped the crown home.

 

Winner. Thanks for holding my spot at first place.

 

You are too late

 

I don't think so.

 

*Yawn* It's so cute that you guys think it's still possible to beat me.

 

I am the champion my friends! I’ll keep on fighting to the end!

 

Winner.

 

Thanks for holding onto my winner's crown! I know the goats would eat it if it were set down!

 

Oh, I was supposed to hold it? Well at least my goats enjoyed eating your crown.

 

And, the winner izzzzzzz.... NOMMIE!!! ~insert massive applause here~

 

Nopety-nope-nope! I win!

 

I win.