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Does anybody have any funny stories or mishaps like forgetting a goat or taking the wrong one?
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My goats have gotten out a few times! I mostly show at fairs and I am usually the only one with nigerians and pygmies! The pens are not meant for them! :lol:
One time i was at a show and i wasnt supposed to show in showmanship so i had a tshirt and shorts on with my goat not ready at all, when they announced that i was showing!! I was so unprepared with no time to change or anything, so i ran grabbed my wether and we had to go in the middle of the class! It was so embarassing!!;)
But we got 2nd place lol:)
The first show I went to I never clipped my doe at all. That was a mistake. Determined not to make the same mistake, the next show I went to I used a #5 blade on their whole body thinking it that was the ticket. Bigger mistake. ;)
My goats have gotten out a few times! I mostly show at fairs and I am usually the only one with nigerians and pygmies! The pens are not meant for them! :lol:
I raise Alpines but have had problems with small doelings! This year I wasn't planning on bringing one of our doelings but grabbed her for showmanship and when we got there she wouldn't stay in the pen, we used spare fence pieces to make sure she couldn't get out the sides and we stacked straw bales in front of the door, (mistake!) We were eating with the other exhibitors in the show ring when someone asked if anyone had a small tri-colored doeling that thought it was a mountain goat, we rushed back to the barn and Spruce was standing happily on her straw bales waiting for us! We will see what happens next year with the Nigerians we are buying:)
Another mishap.

During showmanship, the judge had us switch goats. He chose who got who. He gave me a boer market wether. Well, the dang goat decided he was done showing and layed down right in the middle of the ring! :pullhair: I got him up by sticking my foot under him, and pulled on his tail and chain. Even with that mishap, I got 5th or 6th in showmanship :) It was my second show, and I was competing against some kids who show at the ABGA National show. So I am pleased with how I did :)
Wow, good job on the placing.
One time I was going to fix my hair at a show. I grabbed my brush, hair tie and what I thought was hairspray. The hairspray turned out to be pink oil.... it was awful.

Then there was the time my sister was late for showmanship... she got changed but ended up putting her show clothes on over the barn clothes.

Then there was state fair. It was the first year I had wethers and we sell them to market at the state fair. I was crushed... well my goat was insane. So he decided he didn't want to be sold. He jumped through 5 sorting pens and ended up in the main barn area. Thankfully someone was there that knew him and grabbed him.
One time I was going to fix my hair at a show. I grabbed my brush, hair tie and what I thought was hairspray. The hairspray turned out to be pink oil.... it was awful.

Then there was the time my sister was late for showmanship... she got changed but ended up putting her show clothes on over the barn clothes.

Then there was state fair. It was the first year I had wethers and we sell them to market at the state fair. I was crushed... well my goat was insane. So he decided he didn't want to be sold. He jumped through 5 sorting pens and ended up in the main barn area. Thankfully someone was there that knew him and grabbed him.
That is so funny lol:)!!!
Oh gosh these are too funny!
Our goats were invited to this new green housing community in Seattle.
Loaded em up about to leave when a 2 mo old is bawling her head off. Scooped her up & stuffed her with the rest who were going.
Got down there & doeling was completely lost. Who we thought was her dam wasn't very happy either. Wrong kid.:hammer:

Then there was the doe who upon entering the ring got right down on her knees. Judge remark was "Well I don't need to check her structure."
This thread is great.. mostly because I know I'm not the only one. :stars:

1. In showmanship I had to show my yearling doe since I didn't bring my showmanship doe. So upon entering the ring she got down on her knees and when I attempted to move her she did move.. but walked on her knees. Then at some point she decided that she was done with that and refused to move at all. Since she is a Nigerian when the judge turned away from us I just dragged her to the end of the lineup. You could see the drag marks in the shavings. Lol! We still placed 2nd out of maybe 8 kids so I guess he didn't notice?

2. I also went in the ring once when my doe had tape on her teats. :eyeroll:
She was a self-nurser. It was a tad embarrassing. And then followed a 3 minute conversation about the judge's goat who does the same thing.

3. I was getting my goat ready for a show the next day and gave her a bath. I went to 4-H that night also and they thought I was wearing too much perfume but I was like "Oh.. no, I just gave my goat's baths. " Perfectly logical explanation right?

4. One time I forgot to bring a water bucket to a show, so I sent my mom out to fetch one. She hit the local garage sales and got one among other things. ;)
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I forgot water buckets this year too!
I show with Margaret and we have had practically every problem you can think of: goats not wanting to get in the van, the little goat getting butted out of the back by the bigger goats and having to sit in the front with us, clippers not working, being late getting the goats in, not washing the goats until it is dark and FREEZING cold, not having enough show collars, goats being registered under only 2 names when 7 of us are showing, Margaret forgetting to sign people up for showmanship, sending a 3 year-old out to show in a pink coat(don't worry, it was just junior showmanship), and udders being disgracefully small. Margaret can testify to all of this. Of course we still had a good time!! :)
LOL these are too funny!

Last summer at one of the shows, my daughter's wether was acting 'bucky' towards another wether...IN THE SHOW RING LOL!!! It was soooo embarrassing my daughter was like 'really?' she was only 6 at the time. He was just kind of moving his butt up and down, hard to explain, but it wasn't to be overlooked, haha...
Another guy who has been raising goats for a long time came over and tried to tell me he had urinary calculi and I needed to watch him especially close, etc. I was like ok, sure, yep. This wether was just fine, it was just the way he was, nothing was wrong with him, he was just trying to be a pervert lol

There was a time once that my son found a bug on his wether, and said loudly next to some big breeders 'Mom, look I think there is lice on Rudy." OMG that was pretty embarrassing lol It was just a bug that had landed on him!

The first year the kids showed goats, we didn't have a trailer, they had 2 boer % does as a 'trial' to see if they'd like showing. So everyone has their fancy pancy trailers, and here we come rolling up with our ugly suv....getting 2 goats out of the back LOL
We did that at their first wether show this past spring too, just because I didn't want to haul a heavy trailer w/3 young goats!

Not at a show, but taking the goats to get their state ID tag for a commercial doe, and health papers for all 4 summer 2012... right before we got the trailer. We put down tarps and bedding, put the seats down in the SUV and that's how the girls got there. Some of the looks we got were pretty funny.
But nothing beat the look the girl at McDonalds gave us when we stopped to get something to eat on the way back. That was priceless! The window was down behind me just enough that one of the goats was watching her. She said 'OMG there is a goat back there' I told her 'No, there's actually 4 back there.' :laugh:
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As Ndwarf said we haven't mastered showing quite yet at least the getting ready part, we ended up shaving our does the day we took them! Next year though we hope to be on top of things with our 8 person showing team!
We take our goats in the back of our van too. We might have to do something different next year as we will probably have over 10 does!
The first year I was in round robin was a disaster. not sure if all states do these in 4H. All 1st and 2nd place senior showmen get to show in round robin. You have to show a horse, beef steer, goat, lamb and a hog. Your not allowed to use your own animals. The horse I showed bit me. I couldn't show my own steer, so I had to yell across the ring to the steward and he had to make someone switch with me. I won with goats, which was interesting cuz I knew nothing about goats... my stupid lamb got loose. and my hog got into a fight.

My second and third year was much better.
The first year I was in round robin was a disaster. not sure if all states do these in 4H. All 1st and 2nd place senior showmen get to show in round robin. You have to show a horse, beef steer, goat, lamb and a hog. Your not allowed to use your own animals. The horse I showed bit me. I couldn't show my own steer, so I had to yell across the ring to the steward and he had to make someone switch with me. I won with goats, which was interesting cuz I knew nothing about goats... my stupid lamb got loose. and my hog got into a fight.

My second and third year was much better.
I was in round robin this year as well. It was a disaster. :eyeroll: I have never shown any of the other animals before... It was... Interesting. :lol:
These are hysterical! Makes me feel better. :)

One time before I went into the ring, my Boer wether rolled in the dirt and was covered in filth, so I brushed him off and added a ridiculous amount of baby powder to serve as his 'fresh, white coat'. When the judge put his hand down to evaluate my wether's muscle, a cloud of white dust flew into his face. He said: "Did you put baby powder on him?" I answered with my most innocent face: "Just a little bit...."
I won champion showman at that show. Guess that little smirk we shared stated that it was our little secret. ;)
These are soo hilarous. I have a few, but I have only been showing for a few years

I went to a show and did really well with this one doe. We were about ready to go, but the person who had won with Nigerian Dwarfs had left and the show and had to come back. I was waiting for the BIS class and had loaded all the other goats up including her twin sister. Apparently this doe didn't like that. I went to pick up my ribbion and got back and was promply told the doe had jumped the pen and was headed out toward to road! Thankfully my brother was there to catch her. lol. We put her sister back in with her until we left.

At another show we were not quite ready to show and needed to wash a few of my does (I have Togg's and boy do they get their white marks dirty). So I took three of my does out to wash them and left one small one in pen. I finished with one and took it back to the pen. On my way there I see a Togg doe running around loose. My mom walks in my direction and asks "is that ours?" I check the pen and say "YES!" It was chase to grab her. She isn't the freindlest.

At that same show this didn't happen to me, but I found it so funny. This little 2-3 yo girl was showing a baby Nigerian and the collar was very loose. Too loose apparently. This kid got loose and jumped and hopped around the show ring and then out of the show ring. She was caught and given back to the little girl. No one came in the ring to help her. A few minutes later the goat got loose again. The judge began to get irritated, but didn't do anything. The goat was caught and again given to the little girl. No one came in to help. Well a few minutes later you can guess what happend. Yep. it got loose again. I was in tears laughing, but I also felt bad for the little girl. I think the judge figured out who the gardian was of the girl and gave them a pointed look. However it worked out, a woman came in and held the goat with the little girl. It was just so funny. A good reason not to use loose collars.

I have multiple stories from fair. Me wanting to show off my goat standing still so I got her out of my pen and left her standing with no lead. You can guess how that turned out. Thankfully a man was kind enough to grab her collar on her way past his sons pen. I have ended up having 3 goats go in the ring at the same time and only having 2 people to show so I had to pull one of my friends who had never showed a goat and only handled one at my house years ago and she got to show one of them for the Best Doe in Show.
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The first year I was in round robin was a disaster. not sure if all states do these in 4H. All 1st and 2nd place senior showmen get to show in round robin. You have to show a horse, beef steer, goat, lamb and a hog. Your not allowed to use your own animals. The horse I showed bit me. I couldn't show my own steer, so I had to yell across the ring to the steward and he had to make someone switch with me. I won with goats, which was interesting cuz I knew nothing about goats... my stupid lamb got loose. and my hog got into a fight.

My second and third year was much better.
Our fair does round robin for seniors, intermediates and juniors!! You show your own animal in the species you won (if you won in more than one species you choose the one you want for RR) My daughter has shown RR in juniors every year with a goat so far and will be intermediate next year....except she is only showing horse this year
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