Adopted by Goats
Turned on the TV to watch the news only for the TV to tell me it was unable to connect to the satellite dish. Called DirecTV and quickly learned a technician was going to have to come out to figure out what is wrong. While I on the phone with this woman I hear noises at the front door that sound as if a goat is butting the door. I calmly get up out of my chair and as I am walking to the door tell the customer service woman that I am about to yell at a goat, not her. She says, "okay". I open the door and find Lawn Mower laying on the porch, about to knock over the sun tea that is brewing. I promptly started talking to her, picked up the tea, and came back inside, the entire time also holding onto my cell phone. Once I had the tea safely on the counter, I told the customer service woman, "I'm Back". She promptly said, "did that goat talk to you?" I didn't notice but it would not surprise me if she did voice a short bleat when I opened the door. One of the other goats might have also bleated when I opened the door. The woman was chucking. I can only imagine the conversations she had with her co-workers and/or husband about the crazy call she took today.