Ok - so my co-worker sent me a joke through email yesterday and I forwarded it to my husband. If you have ever read any of my posts, you know that I have a lot of funny picking at my husband, and feel that humor is a must in everything - especially if you have been watching "update - they're here and hubby doesn't know yet" Anyway, the joke follows, and my husbands response is underneith it! Enjoy! This joke was emailed to me by a co-worker yesterday. I found so much humor in this that I sent it to my hubby. I received a response today from him - which is posted below. If you know my husband - you will find even more humor in this! Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ------------------------------------- Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "I Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forge t to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support Norm's response - my husband!! apparently wife 1.0 needs to install cheese and cracker 3.0 to run her wine 7.0 platinum addition properly. Ha Ha !!!!! that was a funny one. maybe flowers could appear if the goats dont get them first. love you sweetheart!!!!!!!!