I could not pass up sharing this -

Discussion in 'The Chatter Box' started by kelebek, Dec 4, 2007.

  1. kelebek

    kelebek New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    South Texas
    Ok - so my co-worker sent me a joke through email yesterday and I forwarded it to my husband. If you have ever read any of my posts, you know that I have a lot of funny picking at my husband, and feel that humor is a must in everything - especially if you have been watching "update - they're here and hubby doesn't know yet"

    Anyway, the joke follows, and my husbands response is underneith it! Enjoy!

    This joke was emailed to me by a co-worker yesterday. I found so much humor in this that I sent it to my hubby. I received a response today from him - which is posted below. If you know my husband - you will find even more humor in this!

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year
    I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow
    down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and
    jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
    Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
    programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no
    longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
    running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I


    Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
    Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please
    enter the command: "I Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears
    6.2 and don't forge t to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
    application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
    the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, overuse of the above application
    can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
    Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
    Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
    virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
    system resources).

    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
    program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
    buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
    recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck,

    Norm's response - my husband!!

    apparently wife 1.0 needs to install cheese and cracker 3.0 to run her wine 7.0 platinum addition properly. Ha Ha !!!!! that was a funny one. maybe flowers could appear if the goats dont get them first. love you sweetheart!!!!!!!!
  2. eliya

    eliya New Member

    LOL. HA! HA! HA!

  3. goathappy

    goathappy New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oh my that is to good!!
  4. kelebek

    kelebek New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    South Texas
    Thought that you all would get a chuckle out of that -

    See my hubby still loves me! Even with all the animals! hahaha!

    He even offered to pick up cat food, even after he told me to get rid of the kitten that "somehow appeared out of nowhere". :)
  5. liz

    liz Well-Known Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Shelocta PA
    Let me just say I about p'd me pants over that one!!! A great sense of humor is a MUST in any marriage!! With your's ,you have many years of laughter between the 2 of ya!!
  6. StaceyRosado

    StaceyRosado Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Oct 4, 2007
    oh thats good! I love it. I need to copy it and pass it onto my recently married sister! I think she will get a kick out of it.
  7. kelebek

    kelebek New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    South Texas
    Liz - I told my husband about your response, and he just smiled - and said well - what can I say, I am just a comedian!

    He is so full of him self! He was glad that we all got a kick out of it!