I need . . . .

Discussion in 'The Chatter Box' started by Sonrise Farm, Dec 19, 2008.

  1. Sonrise Farm

    Sonrise Farm New Member

    Sep 18, 2008
    Southwick, Idaho
    Excitement . . . .

    Does anyone know any good jokes or something? my evening is sooooo boring . . . . ..


    HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!! =) I'm listening to New Moon Audio Book for the 3rd time . . . . :slapfloor:
     
  2. AlaskaBoers

    AlaskaBoers New Member

    May 6, 2008
    Wasilla Alaska
    help?

    DRUNK PUMPKINS!
     

  3. Sonrise Farm

    Sonrise Farm New Member

    Sep 18, 2008
    Southwick, Idaho
    okay . . .I was eating a cracker girl . . . .*choke* laugh *choke* Hahahahaha :ROFL: :ROFL: :slapfloor: :slapfloor: :slapfloor: . So funny thanks! I'll have to show it to my mom . . . . :ROFL:
     
  4. AlaskaBoers

    AlaskaBoers New Member

    May 6, 2008
    Wasilla Alaska
    winter is coming we may as well get a laugh about it......
    WINTER BLONDE

    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
    She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
    on the door.

    The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my
    name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
    catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
    and knocks on the door.

    Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never
    spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather,
    and you are losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
    continues down the street.

    At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
    knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the
    window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and
    you are losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races
    to the next light.

    When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
    and runs back to the blonde.

    He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...




    "Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in
    NORTH DAKOTA and I'm driving the
    SANDER!"
     
  5. Sonrise Farm

    Sonrise Farm New Member

    Sep 18, 2008
    Southwick, Idaho
    haha, my grandma lives in north dakota so . . . . :ROFL: :ROFL:
     
  6. FarmGirl18

    FarmGirl18 New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Oklahoma
    Well I don't know how funny this is...but I felt pretty downright dumb when I did it. We were at a Christmas play last night, and afterwards we had some snacks. Anyway, later I'm wandering around trying to find a trash can, and I see what I "think" is one, so I started putting my trash in it....and suddenly I realized it was a speaker, like part of the sound system!! :oops: Expensive trash can!!
     
  7. Sonrise Farm

    Sonrise Farm New Member

    Sep 18, 2008
    Southwick, Idaho
    ohboy! Atleast it wasn't a can of pop! :ROFL: