Looking for a poem, do you have it?

Discussion in 'Goat Frenzy' started by Sweet Gum Minis, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. Sweet Gum Minis

    Sweet Gum Minis New Member

    Oct 6, 2007
    Easley, SC
    I am hunting for a poem, it started something like "Before I was a goat mom" or something. Anyone have it?
     
  2. creaturesall

    creaturesall Member

    288
    Oct 26, 2007
    Langdon, AB Canada
    [align=center]Before I was a goat mom,
    life was a bowl of cherries.
    Now that I'm a goat mom,
    that bowl's now full o' berries.[/align]
     

  3. goathappy

    goathappy New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
    Illinois
    ROFL that's a good one :lol:
     
  4. Sweet Gum Minis

    Sweet Gum Minis New Member

    Oct 6, 2007
    Easley, SC
    Hahaha that's good, but the one I'm looking for was longer.
     
  5. creaturesall

    creaturesall Member

    288
    Oct 26, 2007
    Langdon, AB Canada
    Here's an idea that could be fun. Let's see how many of us can write our own verses for,

    "Before I was a Goat Mom."
    With 300+ members we shouldn't have any trouble coming up with a classic. :type:
     
  6. sungoats

    sungoats New Member

    167
    Oct 6, 2007
    Jackson NJ
    "There once was a goat mom from Easley"...

    OH... Wait, no. That can't be it. :lol:
     
  7. Sweet Gum Minis

    Sweet Gum Minis New Member

    Oct 6, 2007
    Easley, SC
    Actually she found the poem she was hunting for.

    That would be great, come up with our own poems here! :D
     
  8. alyssa_romine

    alyssa_romine Breaking Dawn Ranch

    Oct 4, 2007
    arkansas
    What was the poem...I would like to read it
     
  9. creaturesall

    creaturesall Member

    288
    Oct 26, 2007
    Langdon, AB Canada
    [align=center]When I became
    a goat mom
    I was all smiles
    and grins,
    because my first
    goatie offspring,
    were a pair
    of bouncing twins.

    But alas, I could
    not keep them
    (The thought still
    brings me pain.
    )
    The first I sent
    to Egypt.
    The second went
    to Spain.

    The Egyptian goat
    I called Ahmal.
    The Spanish
    twin was Juan.
    But sadly I
    lost contact
    with these, my
    goatie spawn.

    My goats were gone
    to far off worlds;
    to the other
    side of the pond.
    I sent letters
    seeking pictures.
    Of those goats
    I had grown so fond.

    I finally got
    a pix of Juan,
    but that just.
    made me bawl.
    For nothing
    came from Egypt.
    No photo of
    of Ahmal.

    My partner
    flashed a smile.
    A smile which
    did enthrall.
    “Remember, those
    goats are twins.
    If you've seen Juan,
    you've seen Ahmal.â€[/align]
     
  10. sungoats

    sungoats New Member

    167
    Oct 6, 2007
    Jackson NJ
    You got me!!! I was actually feeling sorry for the goat mom!
    :ROFL: :laugh: :ROFL: