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They are kind of pun to make up. And what's better than puns?
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A bunch of goats, 1 cow, 1 horse, 1 dog and three cats
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I wonder what LUREd it in 😂
I am every where you can’t escape I know your Whereabouts I see you when your sleeping so Why hide
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I meant waiting but auto correct messed that up lol
That’s a good one!
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What happens when you don’t duck low enough under a hot hotline? 😱
You yell out a uncontrollable yell, then laugh at yourself after, still feeling it, darn that hurt. 😁 🤪
You yell out a uncontrollable yell, then laugh at yourself after, still feeling it, darn that hurt. 😁 🤪
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Speaking from experience stepping over hot wire that's barbwire not wise move. . . Yes this happened when married to first husband. Cattle fields had electric barbwire. Touch wire get jolt, leg jumps, jeans get stuck on a barb. Leg gets pulled back into hot wire. Repeat. . . .repeat. . . Laughing at self so hard but also fussed at self for letting it happen.
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It hurts but it’s tolerable 😂 still not fun tho 😬
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Somebody I know was riding down a hill on a bike and ran into a hot fence 😬 it ate him up 😖
Ouch that’s no fun. I was knocked out by an electric wire when we first got the goats…..maybe that’s what’s wrong with me.
We’ve all been shocked so many times, we started an unofficial shockie club lol.
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I should join your club. Do I have to get an electric invite?Ouch that’s no fun. I was knocked out by an electric wire when we first got the goats…..maybe that’s what’s wrong with me.We’ve all been shocked so many times, we started an unofficial shockie club lol.
Short time I worked for radio systems (pet safe) and we shocked our selves with the dog collars more often than we should shared lol. They did end up making a collar tester after awhile hahaha
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Felt like a collar test dummy for awhile lol. My eyes probably sparkle now hahaJust having that job automatically qualifies you for the club
I was clearing some electric wire the other day and hit the wire with my leg. I was sitting there laughing to myself and realizing just how overdue the fence clearing was because it took me a second to realize that I had just been hit by the fence. Good thing no one has been testing it lately!
I’m pretty gun shy of electric fence now. I set up 200ft. for the goats and then tested it with my finger. It popped me. Then I got on the gator and went to the middle of the fence and put my finger on. I waited like 5 seconds and started to think something was wrong when it hit me. Hard. It hurt so bad. Then I went down to the very end of the fence and put my finger in, waited, and then it hit me even harder. I felt a shock on my hip too that hurt worse than my finger. Then I realized it was because I was touching metal on the gator. 
So now I don’t test fences while sitting on the gator. I’m even afraid of testing the fences at all. I put my finger on in between pulses and then yank it off again right before the next one so it takes me 4-5 tries to test the fence. 
So now I don’t test fences while sitting on the gator. I’m even afraid of testing the fences at all. I put my finger on in between pulses and then yank it off again right before the next one so it takes me 4-5 tries to test the fence. 
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