A goat that has been healthy for years will always get sick when you are away on vacation requiring you to try and diagnose it over the phone. Which still ruins the trip because you just know your volunteer goat setter isn't treating it properly.
Boy, that's the truth. I "presided" over a kidding gone wrong while sitting at Charlie Goggin's two states away from my home, on the phone with the vet. Lost all three kids. My barn manager wasn't up to pulling the first kid and by the time the vet got there it was a lost cause.