[Goat Lover 98]

Normal people: My back hurts.

Goat people: I trimmed too many hooves today.

 

[wildegoats0426]

Normal people: I got a mani pedi today
Goat people: I gave my goats mani pedi's before the show today

Lol

 

[margaret]

Ha Ha LOL

 

[happybleats]

I thought goat people were normal people????

 

[WillowGem]

First thing in the morning....

Normal People: I need coffee!

Goat People: I need to let the goats out!

 

[milkmaid]

Normal people: I'm tired because I stayed up late watching TV.

Goat people: I'm tired because I stayed up late watching my pregnant doe.

 

[lovinglife]

Normal people: sleep in on the weekends
Goat people: have to get up just as early to milk, trim hooves, feed, water, clean the barn, give shots....

Normal people: Hate Mondays
Goat people: Can't wait for mondays because they need the rest.....

 

[enchantedgoats]

normal people have mini vans
goat people have goat transportation

 

[hallsthirdacrefarm]

Normal people walk their dogs
Goat people walk their goats and leave the dogs behind

Normal people eat their veggies
goat people feed more of their garden to the goats than they eat

Normal people talk about their kids
Goat people talk about their kids...and then their kids

 

[happybleats]

Normal people have money in the pocket
Goat people have money in feed!!

 

[nancy d]

Its US who are normal at least in our world.

Most people get to go to the beach or mountains for vacation.
We get to bring goats to shows or fairs & try to edgeumokate them.

 

[Texaslass]

Normal people on their day off: let's watch a movie!
Goat people: let's clean troughs and trim hooves and deworm! (Excitedly) :lol:

 

[goathiker]

Normal people lift weights
Goat people lift T-post drivers

 

[happybleats]

normal people: Kid has a fever gie tylanol and let him watch Tv all day
Goat people: goats got a fever, Loose sleep, pump the meds, call a vet! Emergency!!

 

[enchantedgoats]

normal kids have afterschool programs to keep them out of trouble
kids with goat kids have chores!

 

[Cactus_Acres]

Normal people: a watched pot never boils
Goat people: a watched goat never poops, especially when you need a fecal sample (seriously, i was collecting fecal samples, and had to wait quite a while for both the little girls to pop out a poop, when they normally are poop machines); a watched doe doesn't go into labor

 

[Cactus_Acres]

Normal people: sorry, I may not be able to make it this weekend because of conflicting events for my kids

Goat people: sorry, I may not make it to the event two weeks out from now because my doe may be in heat and I have to take her to the buck (thank goodness she is in heat right now, so I can take my boys to their Cub Scout event this weekend)

 

[ciwheeles]

Normal people: take a shower before class, eat breakfast, pace themselves getting to class

Goat people: get up crazy early feed goats, milk, goats, feed horses, rush to class, and get there smelling like a goat and horse with a hint of buck musk

 

[MoKa-Farms]

Normal people: Watch TV
Goat people: Watch goats

 

[milkmaid]

^I know, goats are so much more interesting!

Its US who are normal at least in our world.

Yes, this thread should be "normal people vs. non-goat people!"