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I thought goat people were normal people????
 
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Normal people: I'm tired because I stayed up late watching TV.

Goat people: I'm tired because I stayed up late watching my pregnant doe.
 

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Normal people walk their dogs
Goat people walk their goats and leave the dogs behind

Normal people eat their veggies
goat people feed more of their garden to the goats than they eat

Normal people talk about their kids
Goat people talk about their kids...and then their kids ;)
 

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Normal people have money in the pocket
Goat people have money in feed!!
 

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normal people: Kid has a fever gie tylanol and let him watch Tv all day
Goat people: goats got a fever, Loose sleep, pump the meds, call a vet! Emergency!!
 

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Normal people: a watched pot never boils
Goat people: a watched goat never poops, especially when you need a fecal sample (seriously, i was collecting fecal samples, and had to wait quite a while for both the little girls to pop out a poop, when they normally are poop machines); a watched doe doesn't go into labor
 

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Normal people: sorry, I may not be able to make it this weekend because of conflicting events for my kids

Goat people: sorry, I may not make it to the event two weeks out from now because my doe may be in heat and I have to take her to the buck (thank goodness she is in heat right now, so I can take my boys to their Cub Scout event this weekend)
 
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Normal people: take a shower before class, eat breakfast, pace themselves getting to class

Goat people: get up crazy early feed goats, milk, goats, feed horses, rush to class, and get there smelling like a goat and horse with a hint of buck musk
 

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^I know, goats are so much more interesting!

Its US who are normal at least in our world.
Yes, this thread should be "normal people vs. non-goat people!"
 
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