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So the :shock: theory about wattles being vestigal venom sacs carries truth. (Just kidding, that's what we tell people when they ask about wattles around here.) Or may it is true????
 

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So the :shock: theory about wattles being vestigal venom sacs carries truth. (Just kidding, that's what we tell people when they ask about wattles around here.) Or may it is true????
I like that. They contain hypergolic fluids that burst into flames when mixed so they can spit fire.

I am finding more evidence that man evolved from goats lately.

Take the guy who was depressed for thinking he was a narcissist. Then he realized that it really was all about him and that he was merely suffering delusions of insignificance. Definitely descended from goats.

Or the guy who won't drive in the carpool lane though there are three other bodies in the car... they don't qualify as people in is eyes. Definitely descended from goats.

The two-years old syndrome is evolutionary recapitulation and it happens again in the teen years. All behaviors revert to goat-like.

The Seinfeld series was all about four people descended from goats.

The most affectionate goat would rip your pumping heart from your chest cavity for a peanut... if he had the claws and teeth of a lion... which he doesn't... so he will more likely lip you to death. Yep. That's a teenager.
 
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