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Looking for people to share favourite and/or least favourite goat related jokes. Most anything is acceptable such as common jokes, one-liners, puns, funny stories, posters, witticisms, homourous anecdotes, etc. Anything that might make someone laugh ,smile, groan, role eyes, or feel a need to type "LOL".

[And to keep me out of moderator trouble, please keep your jokes forum friendly.]
 

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Years ago we had poor quality 2way radios at work. Being in the deep south, "Go ahead" drawled over a radio had a new engineer asking why we called each other "goathead" all the time.
It stuck...20 years after, the engineer responsible's name long forgotten, if someone calls you on the radio at work, the correct reply is "Goathead" and your name...so I am Goathead TJ.
 

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Bill: Watch this, Kim. I've trained this goat to talk.

Kim: Oh sure. Let's see then.

Bill[to goat]: Who is my favorite pet?

Goat: Meh-eh.

Kim: Oh very funny.

Bill[to goat]: Who want's some alfalfa?

Goat: Meh-eh.

Kim: Okay, now its getting boring.

Bill: Wait it gets better.

Goat: Oh it gets way better, Kim!
 
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