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False, I should hope nobody does!!

TNPTPH has owned goats for over 20 years.

 

True!
All of mine are horned!

TNPTPH has all polled goats.

 

False. All 19 of our goats have horns.
Tnptph has too many cats.

 

False
You can never have too many barn cats! We have 8 at the moment. But are always getting more.
TNPTP is the only goat raiser in their area.

 

False.
I know a couple back yard breeders and I know of a couple bigger breeders in my area.
TNPTPH favorite goat breed is Nigerian Dwarfs

 

True. Guilty as charged

TNPTPH is dressing their goat(s) up for Halloween.

 

False.
But im dressing up my dog...sorta!!

TNPTPH loves giving their goats hug and kisses.

 

True.
Tnptph just bought a new buck!

 

True..sort of...I just bought two new nigerian bucks.

tnptph spent today cleaning out stalls

 

False.
I worked on cabinets instead!
TNPTPH cleans their stalls everyday.

 

False, my goats roam in pasture and only go inside when raining.

TNPTPH would rather smell goat burp than visit the DMV

 

False. We had/have Covid and we never do anything for Halloween anyway so we went to bed.

Tnptph has rabbits.

 

If you mean brown bunnies that hop around the yard, then yes I do.

TNPTPH can crank out a string of highly descriptive, creative, & downright unusual cuss words if properly motivated

 

False.

TNPTPH likes to paint their fingernails.

 

False! I always have super dry and cracked hands, so it doesn't look right. And I only have the dollar store stuff so it chips halfway off the first day and looks bad for a week!

TNPTP hates having dry hands

 

False!

TNPTPH Reads every night before they go to bed.