You know you live on a farm when...

Discussion in 'Game Room' started by OwnedByTheGoats, Mar 18, 2013.

  1. OwnedByTheGoats

    OwnedByTheGoats Well, my username says it all... :)

    Mar 6, 2013
    Kansas
    Rules:

    1. Only post one at a time. You can of course post several times.

    2. Please be nice!

    So, this might be kind of fun. I'll start...

    You know you live on a farm when...

    You wake up and say, "Gosh! I thought I got all of the straw out of my hair last night!".
     
    Last edited: Mar 24, 2013
  2. Tayet

    Tayet Senior Member

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    Feb 9, 2012
    Wisconsin, USA
    You know you live on a farm when it's a daily occurrence to forget you have baby goats in the house and find them curled up under the computer desk!
     
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  3. sarahmoffatt

    sarahmoffatt New Member

    181
    Feb 17, 2013
    You know you live on a farm when sleeping in the barn because your goats going to kid. Or you have a rubber-made bucket full of kids right next to your bed! !! :p
     

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  4. OwnedByTheGoats

    OwnedByTheGoats Well, my username says it all... :)

    Mar 6, 2013
    Kansas
    You know you live on a farm when...

    You find that a chicken has pooped on your newly cleaned clothes.
     
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  5. HamiltonAcresBoers

    HamiltonAcresBoers Premium Member- Kansas Goat Breeder

    May 9, 2012
    Olathe, KS
    You know you live on a farm when all your money goes to the goats opposed to buying a running car!
     
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  6. FlyingFeetsFarm

    FlyingFeetsFarm Junior Member

    414
    Nov 28, 2012
    Southern California
    You know you live on a farm when you go to college classes smelling like horse manure and goats xD
     
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  7. Used2bmimi

    Used2bmimi New Member

    Oct 2, 2012
    Western Colorado
    You know you live on a farm when your daughter carefully inspects your friend's new bucket calf, and before reaching in to pet it asks "Mama, is this one food or friend?"
     
  8. pridegoethb4thefall

    pridegoethb4thefall New Member

    143
    Mar 2, 2013
    You know you live on a farm when your human kids aren't allowed to drink the any of those gallons and gallons of milk in the fridge because they're for your goat kids!
     
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  9. Axykatt

    Axykatt New Member

    Jan 31, 2013
    You know you live on a farm when your first reaction to most things is to examine poop.
     
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  10. adriHart

    adriHart goat Mamma

    280
    Nov 1, 2012
    Southern Oregon
    You know you live on a farm when...
    as you pull up to the house all of the animals come running to the corner to see who you'd feed first because they know your car from the neighbors. And before you get out of the car you can tell who is who by their vocal greetings alone.
     
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  11. sarahmoffatt

    sarahmoffatt New Member

    181
    Feb 17, 2013
    You know you live on a farm when every pair of boots you own has poop on it. And all your cloths are "barn cloths" :)
     
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  12. Wlschwallenberg

    Wlschwallenberg New Member

    797
    Jan 4, 2013
    Maryland
    You know you live on a farm when you NEVER see your husband because he is always moving and building fencing for your goats. lol
     
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  13. Goatzrule

    Goatzrule Well-Known Member

    Feb 7, 2013
    New England
    You know you live on a farm when.....
    Your horses are the alarm clock.
     
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  14. Axykatt

    Axykatt New Member

    Jan 31, 2013
    You know you live on a farm when your friends are talking about sushi and clubbing, but you are too busy being excited about a new milking technique...and tell them so.
     
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  15. Goatzrule

    Goatzrule Well-Known Member

    Feb 7, 2013
    New England
    you know you live on a farm when..... When a teacher tells you to chose a topic and you write about kidding
     
  16. myanjelicgirlz

    myanjelicgirlz New Member

    340
    Jul 19, 2011
    you know you live on a farm when...
    When you come home and all the animals are waiting at the fence for you.
     
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  17. rhodalee

    rhodalee New Member

    214
    Feb 11, 2013
    Sanford,Me
    you know when you live on a farm when you daughter is asked what is your pig's name and she says bacon
     
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  18. NavaBoerFarm

    NavaBoerFarm Junior Member

    You know you live on a farm when your bottle doeling walks to your porch and screams her lungs off to wake you up at 6 am for her morning bottle.
     
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  19. jennnaragsdale

    jennnaragsdale New Member

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    Mar 4, 2013
    When grandparents call and ask how are the human kids doing!

    Sent from my iPhone using GoatSpot
     
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  20. OwnedByTheGoats

    OwnedByTheGoats Well, my username says it all... :)

    Mar 6, 2013
    Kansas
    When you find that there is hay in your cup of coffee, and drink it anyway. :D
     
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